Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
And then he peed in my hair
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