oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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