he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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