Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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