I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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