Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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