More tranny stories later!
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
