i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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