She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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