but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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