So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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