are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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