are you so shy because you have an std?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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