so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
