I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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