I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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