this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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