whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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