ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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