Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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