Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I want her autograph on my taint
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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