I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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