You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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