she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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