She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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