didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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