what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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