all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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