it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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