I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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