Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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