Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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