He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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