if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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