i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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