is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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