Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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