did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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