I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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