Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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