when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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