whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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