i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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