I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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