I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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