I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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