But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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