marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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