I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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