I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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