who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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