Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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