You're my little dorito
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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