"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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