Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
