Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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